Friday, May 1, 2009

Run...N1H1 is coming!

So I emerged from my controlled environment bunker (at an undisclosed location... and just to set the record straight...Dick Cheney was there... and he is running the shadow government... but no one is listening) and I expected to see dead bodies lying in the streets, columns of black smoke across the sky from funeral pyres, military field hospitals set-up in Wal-Mart parking lots and dump trucks rolling down the streets filled with body bags. Airports and train stations empty! Public transportation shut down! Schools closed! Malls empty! Basically... your worst possible apocalyptic scenario... the Swine Flu!

As I emerge, I approach a guy wearing a 'Ron Paul for President' button... Hey don't you know there's a pandemic? Haven't you been listening to the President, Homeland Security, the CDC, the WHO and HHS? Haven't you been watching the news? Quick... run for your life! Lock your doors! Close the windows! Use that duct tape you still have left over from the post 9/11 days! Stock up on Tamiflu! ( and by the way... why are you still wearing that button?)

A little old lady walked up to me and gave me a big slap across my face then in a gentle motherly voice says... 'Settle down... just settle down and get a hold of yourself young man... you've been watching too much of television and listening to the Obama Administration.'

I shook my head, took a deep breath and realized she was right. While locked away in my protective bunker I had been brainwashed by Obama Administration's... Department of DON'T LET A GOOD CRISIS GO TO WASTE.

While deep in my bunker I forgot... the Obama Administrations mode of operation is pretty basic... take a situation, if it's not a crisis... elevate it to crisis status... do this to divert attention to the real situation at hand... the one the Obama Administration is trying to down play and keep out of the public eye! Like Chrysler going Chapter 11 after receiving Billions of your tax dollars. Or maybe the fact that some of the Banks that received Billions of your tax dollars (TRAP money) now want to pay it back... but the Obama Administration does NOT want the payback... they want to convert the government's Preferred Stock to Common Stock, thus, becoming the majority voting shareholder in the Bank... or better known as... NATIONALIZATION! Or maybe that GM will now become Government Motors instead of General Motors, with the UAW now owning 55% of GM! Wow... nice payback for the union's support of Obama!

WAKE UP America! 36,000 people in the USA die from the flu every year! To date the WHO has confirmed 336 case resulting in 10 deaths! That's right 336 world wide cases and a whopping 10 deaths! A far cry from the 36,000 that die in the US every year from the flu.

It's time to pay attention to 'that man behind the curtain!' Don't fall prey to the Messiah Obama 'crisis team' trying to divert your attention from what's really important... Billions of your tax dollars flushed down the drain, massive expansion of government, unprecedented debt and the nationalization of the automobile and financial industry. Obama's Marxist core beliefs are being thinly veiled by the pandemic scare!

For those of you concerned with H1N1 get your surgical mask on and stock up on OTC vitamins... but don't take your hand off your wallet because Obama is reaching of it.

The Flyover Conservative

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